| 1 |
Full
name please?
Missy
Don't you have a family
name?
Yeah, but
Madonna and Prince don't use theirs! |
| 2 |
What's the best way to say hello when you run into someone?
Look them
in the eyes and say hello back! |
| 3 |
And the worse?
Look them from
head to toe and then back.
|
| 4 |
What's
the best way to approach a person you don't know?
Pretend
you don't know where you are and what you're doing.
Stumble around a bit and when the guy walks by you,
spill a freezing cold drink on him. |
| 5 |
Really
now?
Have I lied to you yet? |
| 6 |
What
are you doing in the Philippines and when are you planning
on going home to New York?
I ended up in Manila by
mistake. My plane had to make a stop here on the way to
India and I decided to stay and check the city out. |
| 7 |
When
are you going back home?
Never. I love it here so much. It's my new home! I have
seen the light and have no intentions of ever going back!
|
| 8 |
Do you like shopping?
I love shopping! I always go shopping! I love wasting
my time shopping. There's no better way to waste time.
I love it! |
| 9 |
When
was the last time your credit card was declined and
what were you trying to buy.
I walked into Gulfstream and tried buying my jet but
my daddy had just signed for a new helicopter the day
before… God damn him!
|
| 9.5 |
Really now?
You're right, I'm in debt! I'm poor as hell! |
| 10 |
Describe
what you're wearing so people besides me know what you
look like.
Black bikini
with red piping. |
| 11 |
What's the sexiest bit of clothing you have in your
closet?
My red
Puma's.
What's
that?
Their red
tennis shoes! |
| 12 |
Would
you join Fear Factor given the chance? What do you think
would give you the edge against your competitors?
Yes, of course. Absolutely! Oh my God! Why? Is there
a casting? Edge, edge, I'm all about edge. I'm the definition
of edge. |
| 13 |
What's
the strangest thing you've put in your mouth?
Food! Filipino food. Its only here that I've put such
strange things in my mouth. I do, however, like Sinigang,
Rice, Almodegas and UBE ice cream. |
| 14 |
When
do you become a nasty-ass bitch?
When I'm
bored, like this one time, at band camp, everyone kept
playing the wrong note and damnit, I threw my tuba at
this little boy and he started bleeding. Then his mother
called my mother, then our mother started fighting and
then I don't know what happened after that... |
| 15 |
Do you drive like a girl?
No! I drive
like Mario Andretti. He's my idol, that old fart!
|
| 16 |
Do you have any tattoos?
Yes. I have one of a butterfly exactly where Mariah
Carey has hers. I love her, even if she went to rehab!
I did too! I guess you can call her my other idol!
You really suck sometimes
you know that?
Yeah but
you don't seem to care either!
|
| 17 |
How long is too long? It's up to you how you want to
answer that!
When you can't see the end.
That's a stupid answer!
You asked
a stupid question... what kind of answer did you expect? |
| 18 |
I
told you to look at the demo of our website last night.
Did you see it? What do you think?
Yup! It's
HOT! I've never seen a motorcycle site that has so many
hot chicks and so little motorcycles. |
| 19 |
As penance for spilling that drink on me, I've decided
to typecast you as our Dame of the Month. Do you think
that was rude of me?
Extremely!
I can't believe you suckered me into it. When is the
casting for Motorcycle Asia's Dame of the Year? I might
as well try out for that too! |
| 20 |
We
got 200,000 hits before we even launched the site, what
do you think our success rate will be - just guess!
Your chances
are pretty good but I don't see too many motorcycles
here. Where are all the bikes? |
